Briefly

• Hillary Clinton seeks to recapture the crowning achievement of the first Clinton White House, the budget surplus, by giving money to babies. This comes in stark contrast to the second Bush White House, that wants babies to die of the mumps (I'm not even going to link that, because I've been talking about S-CHIP just too damn much).
  
  
• Also, Congress has ideas about the best way to put your tax dollars to work.
  
  
• Question. Which is funnier: The Onion lampooning senior citizens on the internet or a 160-year-old news outlet explaining Facebook?
  
  
• It's official, the internet has a liberal bias. After re-reading that article from The Onion, I decided to type "the google" into my browser's URL bar. It took me to Think Progress.
  
  
• In a civilized world, his wouldn't be news.
  
  
• Chertoff goes to Mexico and Canada, which "illustrates how global the mission of homeland security really is." Note: I'm all for keeping Americans from getting blown up, I just think Chertoff is sort of a dummy.