Friday, November 9, 2007

In brief:

1) Prostitution reaches a new low: a woman agrees to perform sexual favors in order to receive money that she has to pay back, with interest.

2) Rudy Giuliani wants to be simultaneously at war with Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Russia, and China. Which is really dumb, because as anyone who has seen The Princess Bride knows, you should never get involved in a land war in Asia, and ESPECIALLY NOT FIVE OF THEM AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

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