• The quote of the day is from The Onion: "I worry that if the campaign's common denominator gets any lower, it will create an improper fraction."
  
  
• The good news is that Leonard Cohen, Gamble & Huff, and the Dave Clark 5 are going to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. The bad news is, so is John Mellencamp.
  
  
• How many bored Korean geneticists does it take to plug in a cat?

No, I will not give you any substantive news today. It's Friday.