Another one bites the Zodiacal Dust Cloud

• Temperatures in Hell this morning will drop as low as 12 degrees Fahrenheit upon the arrival of a cold front from Washington, D.C. Weather will return to normal tonight when our dark overlord Satan claims the soul of the outgoing Attorney General and stokes the fires of the pit once more, fueling the inferno with the lies and self-righteousness of Alberto Gonzalez.
• The rumor over the weekend was that Gonzalez would be replaced by Michael Chertoff (best known for his brief conquest of Eternia). However now, much to my delight, Chertoff is joined on the short list by James Comey, who ratted out Gonzo for trying to bully a near-death John Ashcroft into authorizing illegal wiretaps.
• Gonzo is full of crap right to the very last.
  
• Queen Guitarist Brian May gets doctorate in astrophysics.
• Get G. Gordon Liddy and Chuck Colson on the phone. Someone needs to explain to them that these sorts of shenanigans should be saved until after the primaries. Also, that they should be used on someone more important than Chris Dodd (or George McGovern, for that matter).