Thursday, August 30, 2007

Hacks on Parade

Surprise surprise, Lou Reed remains a ridiculous hack.

I said I wasn't going to post politics today, but I had some time to kill, so I'm going to point out some interesting points made in Bob Novak's stool column.
  1. Alberto Gonzalez was dumb.
  2. While Bobby Kennedy was thoroughly qualified to be Attorney General, he was appointed because he was a loyalist crony of the president, which makes him just as bad as Alberto Gonzalez.
  3. The president's chief of staff has come up with an excellent list of highly qualified conservative toads. However,
  4. The Senate Judiciary Committee is made up of Evil Democrats who want to make sure that the new Attorney General isn't as bad as Gonzalez. Thus,
  5. When the Judiciary Committee rejects the highly qualified conservative toads, it will be Pat Leahy's fault that the President has to nominate someone who is a less qualified conservative toad and we end up with another Gonzalez.

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