Thursday, September 27, 2007

Novak: Rubella Makes Americans Stronger

What the hell is wrong with Bob Novak? Excerpts:

"Democratic Congress quickly passed a national health insurance bill, drafted in secret and protected from amendment, that constitutes the most important legislation of this session."

Yes, drafted in secret . . . with the details pasted all over the Washington Post, New York Times, and every other news outlet that covers politics.

" This business as usual on Capitol Hill is worth noting because an extension of SCHIP would cover many more than the poor children originally intended to be helped."

It's not business as usual on Capitol Hill, because an ambitious piece of legislation is getting broad bipartisan support. And yes, it would cover many more than the original bill covered. That's the damn point.

"Only Congress could conceive making families simultaneously eligible for SCHIP to help the poor and the alternative minimum tax to punish the rich."

Yes, Bob hates those dastardly villains in Congress could come up with something as evil as helping the poor and taxing the rich. Do they think rich people are just made of money? The upper classes are just so persecuted. Forget the pimps: it's hard out here for a millionaire.

"States also could extend the aid to childless adults. Indeed, "children" would include anyone younger than 21."

Ugh! The audacity of those Democrats, trying to insure people who are too old to be on their parents' employers insurance but too young to land a good enough job to get their own insurance!

"Bush's inevitable veto will face a certain override in the Senate, where supposedly conservative Republican graybeards have defected. Orrin Hatch is in another partnership with his friend, Ted Kennedy. Chuck Grassley, the ranking GOP member on the Finance Committee, again has drifted leftward."

What's the GOP to do about Orrin Hatch and Chuck Grassley? They should just leave the Republicans and join the Communist party! Seriously!


"Nevertheless, Democrats will eagerly pummel Republicans for "voting against kids" by refusing" to sanction a long step toward Hillarycare.

In conclusion, Bob Novak thinks Hillary Clinton is the devil, and if you vote for her, your children deserve to die of scurvy.

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