The Polls

Tomorrow is considered by many people (myself included) to be a make-or-break day for the Democratic presidential candidates. New poll data is coming out every fifteen minutes, and everyone is trying to forecast what's going to happen tomorrow. So you don't have to sort through dozens upon dozens of polls, I'll boil all the fat off and tell you what we know:



Nothing. We know nothing. Don't believe anyone who tells you otherwise. Unless one of the candidates sprouts horns and a tail and starts eating babies live on CNN, we won't know anything definitive until the votes are actually cast and counted.